Joyeuses Fêtes!

Since it's the holiday season in France, there have been lots of celebrations to attend and lots of cultural differences to observe. Last Tuesday at school we had a Christmas potluck lunch. There was a ton of food (especially cheese and wine, of course) and I brought a typically American artichoke and spinach dip. I wasn't sure everyone would like it, but I figured it was a safe bet. To begin with, the French teachers were utterly confused by what it was. I tried explaining to them that it was a dip, and it was an American staple, but got no reactions. So, I sat back and enjoyed my Coulommiers cheese (which is produced close to my school and brought by a teacher straight from Coulommiers). All the teachers were insistent that I tried it because "it doesn't get any better than this". It was my first taste of Coulommiers, which I realized is exactly what you think of when you envision French cheese. Smelly, gooey, highly regarded by the French. It takes an adventurous taste to try it after putting it under your nose, but in the end it was worth it. Later on at the party, after I got to know more of the teachers who I don't work with on a regular basis, some of the teachers came up to me to specifically tell me how much they enjoyed my "salad". I was confused at first, but realized that they were eating the Artichoke Spinach dip as a salad! Yikes!

Then on Friday, my 1L students (juniors in high school focusing on Literature studies) had a party for the Australian exchange student who is returning to Australia after break. Everyone tried to make something for her that was very Anglo. One of the girls made cookies, and burnt them. Another girl made cupcakes, but they were with a ganache frosting. There were also pancakes and marshmallows. Apparently Anglophones only eat things loaded with sugar. But, we played charades in English and one of the students showed us his new magic tricks, which were extremely impressive. The students got the Australian girl a few presents to symbolize her time in France and there were a few tears shed by everyone.

After school, I was invited to my landlady's birthday party. She's Vietnamese, incredibly sweet, and wanted a mix of nationalities there. I arrived with one of my friends and there was an INCREDIBLE spread of all home made Vietnamese food. Spring rolls, egg rolls, noodles, everything you could imagine. It was all so delicious! The entertainment was a karaoke duet of her husband who is French and her brother who was playing guitar. At one point, I was convinced to karaoke "Stand by me" because it's in my mother language. I'm pretty sure I mortified the friend who was in attendance with me, but it was amusing to say the least.

Since Hanukkah started this week and one of my friends is Jewish, we celebrated on Monday. We made latkes with homemade apple sauce, pear, walnut, and blue cheese salad (Grandma would be proud!), green beans, bought a roast chicken from a boucherie, I picked up some challah from a Jewish bakery in le Marais along with a traditional fried Jewish pastry with honey. Yummy! And I learned to play dreidel with m&ms!

Though I'm celebrating Christmas away from my family, my friends and I are going to try to keep on with our family traditions and make some new ones too! I'll post about that later, but Happy Holidays, everyone!

FWOTD: nourriture (n.): food

Ça fait longtemps...

I've been a bit laggy on my blog lately, but November has been quite a busy month. I'm going to try to sum everything up in a few sentences for each event with a picture or two as well so this doesn't run too long.

A few days after the Embassy briefing, Ali and I (and a couple British girls) went to the U.S. vs. France soccer game at Stade de France. The atmosphere was really cool and Ali and I had a few typically American moments that were quite sentimental. While the big screen was being panned, I saw a guy wearing a Badger hoodie (THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!) and was really excited. It's really good to know that even when you're thousands of miles away from family and friends, there's always a Badger around. During the game there was a large group of people who were using the stadium as a political forum to express their views on international relations. In all my experiences at sporting events, I've never seen something like this. I felt like it got the crowd agitated, but also brought attention to the issue. At first, I didn't really understand why they would choose a soccer game for something like that, but then I realized that everyone did pay attention to them and they were expressing themselves for a large arena. They also got other fans informed and aware of their cause. Anyway, the U.S. lost 1-0 and most of the France fans found us Americans to be whimsical and amusing. They were mostly good humored about us supporting the States though there were a few exceptions.

Since then, life has been a bit of a blur. I went to a synagogue for a Shabbat service with one of my friends. It was a special service put on by some of the kids who had just gotten "mitzvah"ed. The majority of the prayers during the service were done as covers of popular songs such as "Hey Jude", "Pour Some Sugar on Me", and "Because the Night". I was thoroughly entertained and also impressed at the closeness of the community. We had an entirely Kosher meal after the service which was absolutely delicious! Also, I'm just going to throw this out there, Challah is much more delicious than communion crackers (wafers?).

The day after the service, I had my first Thanksgiving as an ex-pat. Even though we didn't get to have dinner on that Thursday (everyone had school on Friday morning), it was just as delicious and just as fun as I hoped it would be later on in the weekend. There were 5 nationalities represented at the dinner and I think most of them had a new found appreciation for Thanksgiving as a holiday.

One of the teachers from school invited me over to her home for a Sunday lunch with her family. It wasn't a typically French meal (though there was an aperitif and a cheese course), but it was delicious. Having someone else cook for you is something I must have taken for granted at home. I never realized how warming and relaxing it is to have a home cooked meal. The teacher and her family were absolutely wonderful. Her father was visiting from Marseille and once I expressed an interest in Sciences-Po for possibly doing a master's program, his ears perked up and tuned into my English as he was an alumnus there. After dinner, he offered to let me stay in his home in Marseille on a visit as long as I spoke French the entire time. French hospitality hasn't failed me yet!

In brief school news, I was instructed to help the students put on a skit about Jim Crow laws in the South. Mostly the skits were improv, but they were expected to use a few key terms and phrases. One of my students was speaking in favor of Jim Crow laws (as he was instructed) and somehow stammered out the phrase "but it will make the shit!" After regaining my composure from laughing so hard, I explained to him that I really didn't think his teacher would be impressed with his expansive English vocabulary in this instance. Not to mention that it was grammatically incorrect.

I'm hoping things will slow down so that I can post more often. Christmas break should give me some time to really focus on doing some cultural things in Paris that I've neglected thus far!

FWOTD: bosser (v.): to work

La Grève et autres choses...

Hello Everyone,

I'm starting to get finally settled and accustomed to French life. Speaking is still mostly difficult but I'm willing to practice and learn, so I think that's a positive for me as long as I can find someone to speak with who doesn't mind my American accent. I can understand a lot more than I can speak, so that's okay, except for when I want to participate in conversation and I get nervous. After about 3 weeks in my lycée, I realized that I am one of the few lucky assistants with the best teachers and really great students. Of course, there are some duds, but I really do like my students. I didn't think that I would actually like teaching as much as I do (maybe because I haven't seriously had to plan lessons yet, or because my teachers are so welcoming and nice), but I enjoy teaching and not having to grade students (and also only having to be at school 12hrs per week). Today, we went over a cartoon in class about technology and I taught a few students the phrase "to peck the keyboard" and when they went over what they learned with their teacher, they used the phrase. I felt so proud of them, first, and also myself, for teaching them (and the teacher) something that they hadn't learned before.

Last Tuesday was my first experience with a Métro strike. I take the suburban trains to my school which were running smoothly, but the city métro was on strike. I wish I knew why, but when I asked, they just said "because they want something". Apparently this happens quite often.. So, fortunately for me, one of the math teachers generously offered to drive me from Central Paris all the way out to Pontault-Combault to school. There were fortunately no problems on the way home for me, but one of my friends said she had a 6 hour commute back home from school, which is way much more than my patience could even comprehend dealing with. I think I'd just give up and spend the rest of my night in a bar or something.

Other things of interest:
-I had an amazing meal tonight: Chestnut pasta with mushroom, duck, onions, and white wine cream sauce. Essentially my favorite foods in one plate. Topped off with Claufoutis. Which, is incredible. I cleaned my plate. AND, the restaurant is kiddie corner from where I live. I can't tell you how AWESOME French food is. You have to come to Paris to try it!
-One of my students has been showing me magic tricks that he learned off a DVD. And I'm easily impressed. But, my students were more impressed with my ability to bridge shuffle cards, and now they all think I was a poker dealer.
-I'm going to meet my sissy, Megan, in Berlin on Monday and I'm so excited to see her. I miss my family. It's been one of the hardest parts of adjusting to life in Paris. That and missing my dogs and Mexican food...
-Speaking of food, I presented a lesson on McDonald's breakfast (No McMuffins here, friends!) and the students were both appalled and shocked that sometimes we don't make it to the 10:30 cut off when we're craving breakfast, and not even a substitute of a McMuffin will satisfy us. But, I also learned they're OBSESSED with pancakes!
-JoHanna and I are not quite settled yet in our apartment (still awaiting gas, internet (that we're not mooching off our landlord) a real bed/fouton. We're apprehensive of putting up decorations (especially because she doesn't want a Bears flag in our common area..) so I promise I will put up pictures soon, but the one I'm posting for now is our poppin' "champagne" picture of the first night we slept in our apartment!

FWOTD: Grève (n): a strike
           

La Petite Americaine

This was my first week of actual school and orientation. Mostly it was just being introduced to the class and telling them about myself. The looks on their faces when I said "I'm from Chicago" ranged from completely shocked to befuddled. Most of them have asked me if I'm a Chicago Bulls fan. That seems to be the only thing they know about Chicago. The students are great (so far), most of them look older than I do, and all of them are fascinated that I came from so far away to teach at their suburban school. During the introductions, I was asked a few strange questions and gave a few strange answers. So, some of my students think that I ran over Barack Obama's dog with a stolen car and had to flee the United States. Others think that I have six boyfriends. And others are convinced that I aspire to be a prison guard one day. The levels of English range from barely comprehensible to close to fluent. I also find it very interesting that I've been asked in the classroom about my political affiliations in the United States and also what my opinions are on certain issues. It's pretty taboo at home to ask these sorts of questions, so I've been put off guard a few times when these questions are coming from my students.

During one of my lessons, I was asked to help a girl correct her exam. The writing portion consisted of a political cartoon about illegal immigration and the paradox it poses for Americans. So, the girl I was helping has a sentence that went something like this "The potty tasks of the housekeeper were..." and "The other woman in the cartoon asks the housekeeper to do potty tasks". After a few seconds of befuddlement, I realized that the girl meant to write petty tasks. When I told her what she had written, she was mortified and explained to me that her friend had told her that "potty" meant small or unimportant. It was my first experience with mis-translation and it was quite amusing.

I've also overheard some of my students in the hallways referring to me as "La petite Americaine" (the Little American) or "Chicago". My name is very difficult for the French tongue to pronounce. When students were asked to write my name on the board, the majority of them wrote "Christine", which seems to be the closest translation to Kirsten that the French have. They've all been trying very hard to get the pronunciation right, but having them call me Mlle Crowhurst might be even worse.

In other news: I found an apartment and am rooming with a girl from Wisconsin. It's in the 5th arrondissement of Paris (which, from what I gather at the other teacher's reactions when I inform them of where I live, is a VERY coveted area). I'll write more about the location and post pictures of our new place as soon as we're 100% settled.

FWOTD: langue (n.): language

J'arrive.

I've been in Paris for a little over a week now, sorry for not updating! Housing is a nightmare, I haven't found anyone who has been successful at finding their own living space. Except for those who have agreed to au pair or babysit. So I've been a bit preoccupied with that. But, definitely trying to be optimistic about it.

I went to my lycée today to meet the head of the English department. On my way there, I was mistaken for a German (twice). I'm not sure if this is a good thing or not, but I suppose I'm at least blending into the European vibe. It's quite a ways outside of Paris, but it seems to be in a quaint suburb.

The English department director is very nice, I will be teaching what seem to be called "European Classes" which are classes taught for the large part in English but concern various issues around Europe. My focus will be with the Economics and History classes. I'm not supposed to speak French at all (except for in the exclusive company of the other teachers at the high school). I got a tour of the school and they said I could take any book I want out from the library! How fabulous! I got a set of keys and also my computer log-in, which is excellent! The department head said I could also brink my laptop in case I wanted to use a projector for anything (which will be useful when I somehow find a way to tie in Arrested Development to my lesson plans...). I start my real first day on Monday, with introductions. I teach 3 days a week (Monday, Thursday, and Friday) for 4 hours at a time. I'm actually excited to meet the students and see (if) how well they can understand what I'm saying!

Here are a few other tidbits that happened in the first week of my arrival:

1. Opened a French bank account. This proved to be difficult due to the language barrier. Since I'm out in the suburbs it's increasingly difficult to find someone who speaks English and although I was confident in my French speaking abilities before I got here, I've found out that I'm somewhat lacking. Especially with financial lingo. But the woman who helped me was very patient and was able to open my account without any problems!

2. I've been mistaken for a French person approximately twice. Once by an actual French person! Though, when I start speaking, it's quite obvious that I'm not French at all (so obvious, in fact, that apparently I used a phrase "too vulgar to be repeated" in a bar. Well, that's probably not the first time that has happened, but it's the first time it's happened to me while speaking French!)

3. Successfully navigated the métro (and bought a permanent metro pass!) and only got lost once, and it was entirely my fault for not paying attention to where I was going.

4. Ate some traditional French cuisine and met up with other assistants, who are all so fabulous and I would be having a very hard time adjusting without!

FWOTD:
Bienvenue (adj.): Welcome

L'introduction

Bonjour tout le monde,


It's officially one month until my departure for France with the Teaching Assistants Program. I've decided to create a blog based on my experiences in France to keep in touch with all of you while I'm gone. I just received my Visa in the mail and am anxious to start my journey!


Here's a little background on what I'll be doing and how I got to where I am. By suggestion from one of my French professors at University of Wisconsin, I applied to the Teaching Assistant Program in France (TAPIF). The process was long and somewhat tedious (I would like to thank my brilliant friend Ross for helping me with scanning/cropping and calming my technologically illiterate nerves during the process!) but in late April, I found out I had been accepted into the program and placed in the Académie de Créteil, which borders Paris. I will be assisting in teaching high school level Economics and History for 12 hours a week at Lycée Camille Claudel in Pontault Combault. I will be teaching in English and I'll be bringing plenty of Chicago/Badger pride with me. I doubt I'll be able to persuade the French lycéens of the power of squeaky cheese curds and American football, but I hope by the end of the year, my students will have a little more knowledge of American culture and customs and realize that we're not half bad. Or at least associate Chicago with something other than Al Capone.


It was recommended to me by my lycée's contact to live in Paris, which I could not be more excited about! I'm hoping to stay for the entire year, through next September, and I'm looking forward to having visitors and introducing them to the city of lights, a city that I immediately fell in love with, and I'm hoping they will too. If you have an interest in visiting during my stretch in France, feel free to contact me and I'll do anything I can to help you out!


In this and subsequent posts I will also be introducing a "French Word (or Phrase) of the Day" in accordance with the theme of the post so you all can pick up a few words of French!


FWOTD: Lycée (n.): High School.
                  Synonym: Secondaire
                  Variation- Lycéen (n.): high school student.